February 2012
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
most-awkward-moments:
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpes
WARNING: You may die of laughter if you follow this blog!
LOL
To the anon that suggested i'd go to prom with...
i’m not going to prom and therefore do not need to go with him nor anyone else.
and before you reply back to convince me or ask me why i’m not going:
i do not care for the prom hype and all the jazz that comes with it. i simply don’t care to go and it is a lost cause to try to change my mind.
Watchbreakingnewminds:
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
Oh my gosh I just died! She’s going to be my daughter.
-Seriously? -Yes seriously. -Shit. Damn. XD
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
